Ron Helwig

An excerpt from the scriptures

In the beginning was the 1911, and the 1911 was the pistol, and it was good. And behold the Lord said, thou shalt not muck with my disciple John's design for it is good and it worketh. For John made the 1911, and lo all of his weapons, from the designs which I, the Lord, gave him upon the mountain.

Sects

The First Church of the Gun has two major sects: Browningites and Panhoplophiles.

Browningites

There is no God but God and John Moses Browning is his prophet.

Here is an excerpt of the scriptures.

Somebody posted my favorite skit, performed by Rowan Atkinson , on one of the forums that I frequent. I hadn't even thought to check YouTube for it.

I first came to enjoy Mr. Atkinson's work through the fantastically funny series of series known as Blackadder . If you haven't seen it, you are missing one of the few things to prove that television is actually a good thing.

Cartoon.

Cartoon.

Cartoon strip.