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First Church of the Gun

Sects

The First Church of the Gun has two major sects: Browningites and Panhoplophiles.

Browningites

There is no God but God and John Moses Browning is his prophet.

Here is an excerpt of the scriptures.

Panhoplophiles

John Moses Browning was a great prophet, but Gaston Glock , Mikhail Kalashnikov , Horace Smith and D.B. Wesson had some good ideas too. Even Eugene Stoner did great works once he repented of his sins in the AR-15.

The Ammo Fairy

If you teach people to shoot in a polite and conscientious fashion, and put your empty cartridge casings under your pillow, the Ammunition Fairy may reward you.

The Ammunition Fairy is also an anarcho-capitalist and responds well to hard cash.