First Church of the Gun


The First Church of the Gun has two major sects: Browningites and Panhoplophiles.


There is no God but God and John Moses Browning is his prophet.

Here is an excerpt of the scriptures.


John Moses Browning was a great prophet, but Gaston Glock, Mikhail Kalashnikov, Horace Smith and D.B. Wesson had some good ideas too. Even Eugene Stoner did great works once he repented of his sins in the AR-15.

The Ammo Fairy

If you teach people to shoot in a polite and conscientious fashion, and put your empty cartridge casings under your pillow, the Ammunition Fairy may reward you.

The Ammunition Fairy is also an anarcho-capitalist and responds well to hard cash.

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