Ron Helwig

Housing

All housing comes with wireless Internet access, parking for one car, and communal dinners. There are two 3/4 baths available.

The house is non-smoking, but there are porches both front and back where it is OK.

Kitchen Rules

• If you cook, you clean!
• No dishes in the sink!
• Dirty dishes go in the dishwasher, not on the counter. If the dishwasher is full of clean dishes, empty it. If it is full of dirty dishes, run a load.

Other Rules

No illegal drugs (pot, etc) are allowed in the house. This is partly because of the threat of forfeiture.

All permanent residents are expected to put in an hour of labor per week.

Rooms

See PorcManor.com: Little Minnesota for prices and availability.

Crashing

Occasional porcupine crashers are welcome. Cost per night is either one hour of labor or one ounce of silver (Liberty Dollars preferred). We have space for crashing, but no actual bedding.

Range

The range's info is on its own page.

Storage

Outdoor storage space for trailers and such is available on a negotiable basis.